Investing in what would return dividends for a Lifetime!

Of what avail would be a guitar without lessons? Enter Roger Surname-Withheld. He was a multi-instrumentalist, conservatory educated guitar teacher. 

His ad in the newspaper offered hope for my ambitions! So, I gave him a call...

Even in the economy of the early 1990s,
$9 per half hour seemed  such a bargain, 
it was more akin to grand larceny!

My earnest desire was that I would not be charged with a felony for the knowledge that he and other teachers would help me learn!